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Dirty Demotivational Poster


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PUNKS - Not Feeling Lucky Since 1971


TAGS: dirty harry
Rating: 3.32/5

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SAUSAGE HOLDERS -


TAGS: sausage calender assignment thing grow up they re made of metal dirty minds pzy
Rating: 4.9/5

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5150monkeylove - November 3, 2010, 12:03 am, #200883
I loved it!


MOVEMBER - That special time of year, when all men band together in an effort to look like their favourite 70's porn star.




DIY HOUSEHOLD REPAIRS - Some repairs leave you feeling dirtier than when you started.




DIRTY SANCHEZ -


TAGS: beer mustache blonde dirty sanchez
Rating: 4.3/5

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Cloudchaser - March 23, 2011, 9:28 am, #215030
Agreed. Guinness Draught tastes to me like it was literally flavored with pencil lead :-P
djinnyf - March 23, 2011, 9:22 am, #215024
Kinda gross! And out of nowhere!! Imagination...... xx
alldayfighter - March 23, 2011, 8:58 am, #215022
looks more like a filthy sanchez...
Bull - March 23, 2011, 12:55 am, #215004
What's the difference?
agdaniele - March 22, 2011, 8:24 pm, #214968
I will not vote on this one... as it's either offensive, or really offensive.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 22, 2011, 8:21 pm, #214967

she might forget how, but it's still gonna taste the same. 5L


A DIRTY MIND -


TAGS: a dirty mind is a joy for ever
Rating: 4.24/5

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FelixA9 - February 13, 2010, 8:33 pm, #157948
mmmmm Maggots.
culos - January 5, 2010, 5:45 am, #150287
Why? Are you fruit-intolerant?
R.S.Jake - January 4, 2010, 2:36 pm, #150113
I just threw-up in my mouth a little.


GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE - Whenever someone says this I think, " You dirty bastard. "




EVERY TIME I HAVE A GREAT IDEA - I get in trouble


TAGS: dirty
Rating: 4.95/5

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carebear - March 20, 2012, 5:02 pm, #217255
oh yeah
sweetness91683 - March 17, 2012, 12:38 am, #217231
well at least someone understands :P
carebear - March 16, 2012, 11:52 am, #217223
that's not trouble. that's just foreplay...


YOU'RE ONLY AS OLD AS YOU FEEL -


TAGS: happy dirty old man
Rating: 4.86/5

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Preacher Man - April 22, 2013, 3:59 am, #218683
God, I hope that ain't his granddaughter.
SLOHAND62 - April 21, 2013, 3:15 pm, #218681
LOL I think every cute girl needs an old guy to help her sit up straight.


SEX WITH A PUMPKIN - Officer: Sir do you know you're having sex with a PUMKIN? DRUNK: Damn...Is it MIDNITE already?




DIRTY NUN - Forgive me Father for I am about to score !


TAGS: dirty nun foregive father score
Rating: 4.39/5

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mariand - August 10, 2011, 6:31 pm, #216064
she's already taken...hahaha
Budog - August 10, 2011, 12:42 pm, #216062
Being the hedonistic, sinful heathen I am, I would be more than willing to corrupt the good sister...
mariand - August 10, 2011, 12:30 pm, #216061
5eems pretty clean to me... from knees up...lol


GREYBEARDS -


TAGS: dirty old man
Rating: 4.63/5

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jameswnash - November 30, 2010, 8:01 pm, #204870
I love how he has the green band on to tell the bar tenders he is old enough to drink lol


FUCKING FLIES - Talk dirty to me you maggot fucker ...


TAGS: fucking flies talk dirty me
Rating: 4.64/5

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ratfink95 - June 11, 2012, 10:26 pm, #217553
Gotta be Australia!


DR.SEUSS SAYS.. - The Things you can do with a hanful of bills..It makes me excited it gives me the chills


TAGS: dirty
Rating: 4.22/5

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sweetness91683 - March 18, 2012, 12:42 am, #217239
lol perv
mariand - March 17, 2012, 10:53 am, #217236
once again...what says doctor S?... never mind, there's plenty of time for reading...later...lol


SECRET ETERNAL YOUTH -




ICECREAM - Making men think dirty thoughts since the invention of the cone.




THOUGHTS -


TAGS: dirty minds think alike cubby
Rating: 4.95/5

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Bovee - March 18, 2011, 8:34 am, #214582
That same scene is in every movie I own, except little mermaid.


STUPID KIDS -


TAGS: its just dirty water
Rating: 4.69/5

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agdaniele - March 26, 2011, 2:39 am, #215273
Bump
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 6:56 pm, #185646

For shame that this only has 11 votes on it!
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 6:40 pm, #185635
Still LMAO!!!
agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 8:31 pm, #180994
LMFAO Cubby! This is motifake gold! No, it's motifake double-platinum!
rerun - June 19, 2010, 6:59 pm, #180971
talk about not being safe,...no life jackets, no floaties, no adult. no oars to row.....where is the coast guard when you need them?


THE NOFAP - #1 in anti-fapping chastity technology. Deep Blew model shown in stainless steel. Does Not work in airports.


TAGS: nofap you dirty boy
Rating: 3.65/5

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Zagato - February 7, 2010, 7:19 pm, #156572
not even this will stop my fapping


TRUE DARING -




ONE THING IS CERTAIN -


TAGS: april calendar 2010 easter allemande left with your left hand follow through with a right and left grand now lead your partner the dirty old thing follow through with an elbow swing
Rating: 4.26/5

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lesterinside - April 4, 2010, 2:20 pm, #169429
One time only, GS. Bwahahahaha
GreyScorpion - April 4, 2010, 2:10 pm, #169422
wow Sean, your sister sure has grown up...5l


BUBBLE BATH -




RORSCHACH TEST - WHAT DID YOU SEE? -


TAGS: a dirty mind is a joy for ever
Rating: 4.92/5

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CaptCourageous - November 1, 2011, 6:08 pm, #216594
guess my minds not as dirty as i thought it was. or i spend too much time watching survival shows on tv...
Neener - October 18, 2010, 7:22 pm, #198863
Female reproductive system was the first thing to come to mind. Happy?
pzykosiz - October 18, 2010, 7:00 pm, #198859
i didn't think that until you mentioned it, as now i can't unsee it
culos - October 18, 2010, 6:22 pm, #198851
C'mon guys, own up!!!


HUMANITY -


TAGS: technology pollution morlocks you damn dirty ape
Rating: 4.5/5

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TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 1:46 am, #172085
Give'er. There are probably more anyway.
ICEMAN - April 19, 2010, 1:41 am, #172084
Hey, can I do one next? ;)
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 1:26 am, #172083
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
TheTrashHeap - March 29, 2010, 12:11 pm, #167811
Thanks Matt. Fuck do I love your Avatar!!!!
Fatt Matt - March 29, 2010, 11:52 am, #167805
great pic, great quote, great tags... this deserves 10L, alas all I can give is 5.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 10:06 am, #167777

Or Rerun praising your sexual prowess.
lesterinside - March 29, 2010, 10:06 am, #167776
I really find him amusing.
TheTrashHeap - March 29, 2010, 9:59 am, #167775
It's like Jeffrey Dahmer complimenting your cooking skills!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 9:56 am, #167774

I know,Props from Derek.........you should just end it all.
TheTrashHeap - March 29, 2010, 9:52 am, #167771
I may want this removed now.....
Derek - March 29, 2010, 5:21 am, #167641
Your best - IMHO


DISGRACE -


TAGS: chess cheat dirty
Rating: 4.41/5

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agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 1:22 am, #176238
If there's a goal, the goal is the goal. The more rules applied, the harder it will be to achieve that goal.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 17, 2010, 1:11 am, #176236
You know what they say in the military...if you ain't cheating...you ain't trying!
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 12:16 am, #176234
Playing dirty has merit. Life ain't fair.
rerun - March 6, 2010, 10:58 am, #162332
GS - just don't shower, cannot believe I have to explain this to you.
GreyScorpion - March 6, 2010, 10:56 am, #162331
how do you play dirty in chess? rook his king in the nads? you been pwn'd ?


DIRTY MIND - Your busted.




THE TANK -




HANDLEBARS -


TAGS: dirty uncles we all have them cubby
Rating: 4.57/5

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CANADA - November 3, 2010, 11:13 pm, #201011
lol


EPIC MOTORBOATING -


TAGS: dirty pillows burn hell cubby
Rating: 4.4/5

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madmd - March 14, 2011, 10:35 am, #214196
I think they're really balloons, I see complete blue through the shirt.
guyfox - March 13, 2011, 4:15 pm, #214166
they're so huge they can't be natural
Cubbybear - March 12, 2011, 10:28 pm, #214137
Why not?
guyfox - March 12, 2011, 7:21 pm, #214133
they can't be real can they?


YOUR MOM -




D I R T Y - Some things never get clean...no matter how much soap you use.




DO YOU FEEL LUCKY...WELL DO YA PUNK? - I ain't that lucky...I will catch something




EXORCISM - It May Be Your Only Hope




DIRTY MIND -


TAGS: dirty mind imagination
Rating: 2.54/5

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jameswnash - December 13, 2010, 8:54 pm, #206745
This WAY old, This has been to the end of the internet and back


EVERY - Dirty thought I have ever had, I just had again




BECAUSE -


TAGS: dvda brian boitano love dirty
Rating: 4.79/5

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GreyScorpion - November 24, 2010, 9:28 am, #203777
I thought the same thing!! no, really, maybe those season tickets to the Ice Follies mooo gave you for Christmas last year probally had something to do with that thought process. Dick Buttons, what a show stopper. that triple sowcow..spectacular
agdaniele - November 24, 2010, 8:54 am, #203774
It's the first thing that popped into my head when I saw this pic... that's probably not good.
GreyScorpion - November 24, 2010, 8:48 am, #203773
LOL!!


GREYBEARDS - they get right to the point quickly


TAGS: dirty old man
Rating: 4.57/5

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Anonymous2 - July 10, 2010, 12:37 am, #183866
What we have here is a basic deal, he gives them ice cream, they rub those nice boobs on his bald head.


BANANA SPLIT - Like a beautiful WOMAN...you feel guilty,but satisfied after eating it. I know...I'm a BAD boy!


TAGS: dirty minds think a like
Rating: 4.33/5

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agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 11:20 pm, #164522
I don't often associate eating a banana with a woman... but in this case, yum! 5L
rerun - March 13, 2010, 5:24 pm, #164464
I would have more guilt eating the banana split, but both are excellent dining experiences.


A DIRTY MIND IS A JOY FOR EVER! -


TAGS: dirty
Rating: 4.09/5

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rerun - February 1, 2010, 6:39 am, #155517
I laughed so hard when I saw this my whole house woke up.


MOBILE PHONES - dont talk dirty,your calls are filtered


TAGS: phone sex dirty calls
Rating: 3.65/5

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krazzeeman - August 20, 2010, 7:42 pm, #190156
Thanks
Reality Lord - August 19, 2010, 2:30 pm, #189991
nice play


SUCCESS -




EPIC TRAVEL SAFE -




DIRTY SANTA - Naughty or nice? Well,to tell you the truth,in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. You've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?




GOOD OL' CLINT -


TAGS: or is it dirty ol harry crankyhead
Rating: 4.95/5

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CANADA - November 1, 2010, 11:42 am, #200617
HA! wish i seen this earlier
Reality Lord - October 31, 2010, 9:25 pm, #200456
oh yeah....this is clint. are you feeling lucky X 5
crankyhead - October 31, 2010, 7:10 pm, #200452
thanks =) Teenager + cell phone + bag open - costume = empty smarties box + meow mix
tellitlikeitis - October 31, 2010, 7:00 pm, #200451
Hilarious!
agdaniele - October 31, 2010, 6:25 pm, #200448
LMAO!!!


MIND IN THE GUTTER -


TAGS: sexy women virgins inspiration dirty
Rating: 4.74/5

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Feasibly - January 13, 2012, 10:23 pm, #216886
N1 dj...5/5


CHEERS -


TAGS: dirty sanchez
Rating: 4.71/5

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champ99 - April 7, 2011, 4:49 pm, #215370
Ewwww! lmao
Hawamleh - April 6, 2011, 8:54 am, #215357
haha
Reality Lord - April 5, 2011, 11:57 pm, #215354
sick bastard you....lol
Feasibly - April 5, 2011, 11:42 pm, #215353
LOL


DIRTY GIRL -


TAGS: dirty girl
Rating: 4.46/5

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rerun - August 28, 2010, 8:44 pm, #191239
@5but - I respect your opinion and have zero issue with it. Since this was for the guess who game it is a lot different than one I would have normally made.....and @almarpa - I about had a heart attack when I saw yours in the queue, twisted minds....
GreyScorpion - August 28, 2010, 7:25 pm, #191235
yes it is, one small difference from "been done before". this poster came out of the "Guess Who" game in the forums, and was submitted to the game before you made yours. It came up, was guessed as to it's creator, then submitted over here.
almarpa - August 28, 2010, 6:39 pm, #191232
This picture remembers me the one I posted at #113449
5butjam - August 28, 2010, 4:57 pm, #191214
In all honesty, not that funny, sorry, just my opinion.
Iconoclast - August 28, 2010, 1:35 pm, #191164
Beneath that mud lies a classic beauty. All that is needed is for her to share a shower with me.
agdaniele - August 28, 2010, 12:46 pm, #191144
Sigh... a little bit of both, I guess. Damn you.
GreyScorpion - August 28, 2010, 12:44 pm, #191143
are you asking or telling?
agdaniele - August 28, 2010, 12:38 pm, #191142
Wasn't Liberace classy AND fabulous?
GreyScorpion - August 28, 2010, 12:33 pm, #191141
hmmm, a single poster...approved all by it's lonesome.....hmmm, no use wasting a good 5L, there might be a better one later on....Naaaa. 5L


ABILITY -


TAGS: this is not a dirty poster so get your minds out of the gutter because anal is not dirty
Rating: 4.13/5

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Sean - May 19, 2012, 6:35 pm, #217468
... or try out for the varsity male sports team of your choice!!!
Lavinator - March 24, 2012, 11:01 am, #217306
Amen to that brother! If that is your God-given talent, then God wants you to sing or spin or fart or . . .


DEAR PENTHOUSE FORUM... - ...you're never gonna believe this....




AIRBORNE SCHOOL - Week 1: Separates the men from the boys Week 2: Separates the men from the fools Week 3: The fools jump!




SYMBOLISM -




LAUNDRY DAY - For the love of God Dad, Please don't make me wash your underwear anymore




FIVE SECOND RULE -


TAGS: food dirty eat kid
Rating: 4.97/5

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showmeone - March 10, 2011, 5:11 am, #213937
"Wer zuerst kommt, mahlt zuerst"
Faceplant31 - November 18, 2010, 10:39 am, #202966

Aggy you never cease to amaze me, this is f ucking brilliant! 5L, favd and emailing this one out!
Reality Lord - November 17, 2010, 11:16 am, #202895
OM NOM NOM
Ed-Hyde - November 17, 2010, 10:28 am, #202891
and now you know why Cubby is our hero.
Cubbybear - November 17, 2010, 9:36 am, #202888
She could lay in poop and i'll still eat it.


GREYBEARDS - After a lifetime of living, we know what we want. The only hard thing is getting it.


TAGS: dirty old men cubby
Rating: 4.91/5

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Airman - September 23, 2010, 6:39 pm, #195177
never hurts to try


DIRTY GIRL - Wanna Watch Her Get Clean?




WARRIOR ANGEL -




BABY -


TAGS: movie lines dirty dancing cubby
Rating: 4.71/5

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Cubbybear - March 16, 2011, 2:56 pm, #214411
Keeps the boobs up.
agdaniele - March 16, 2011, 9:05 am, #214395
Wearing her belt a bit high.


MAIDS -


TAGS: clean help dirty girls cubby
Rating: 4.7/5

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Cubbybear - January 28, 2011, 9:00 pm, #211092
Aggy...you can have the short one...she's lazy. Skips foreplay ...LOL!
agdaniele - January 28, 2011, 1:40 pm, #211062
Love the caption, Cubby.... top notch! Ok, now that I've been nice, c'mon... you know there's only one that I want!


FIRST IMPRESSIONS -


TAGS: you dirty dancing stallion you
Rating: 4.65/5

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John R - September 5, 2010, 7:10 am, #192368
And the moral of the story is: Don't Be A Jackass.
spacedog - September 5, 2010, 12:50 am, #192361
Nice one GS. You need to submit more often dude. 5L
Feasibly - September 4, 2010, 11:21 pm, #192350
LOL! 5 donkey brays


PLAYING DIRTY -


TAGS: playing dirty you always get surprised from those whom claim to love you
Rating: 4.64/5

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Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 5:58 pm, #188654

Very nice Rerun! 5dirty birds for you!


PANCAKES -


TAGS: dirty cubby eat me
Rating: 4.64/5

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culos - December 2, 2010, 2:52 pm, #205083
That sounds like the voice of experience.....
Jackl - December 2, 2010, 2:34 pm, #205082
hehehe. 100% agree on Aggy's comment. It does not work.
agdaniele - November 16, 2010, 12:03 am, #202789
A lube, maple syrup does not make. 5L


Dirty girls -


TAGS: muddy dirty tongue hose innuendo
Rating: 4.56/5

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Bolverk3778 - April 27, 2014, 10:30 am, #219310
I'll Be standing by with the shower gel, sponge, shampoo/conditioner and big fluffy warm towels.


SHELL -




GOT WOOD? - Why So Dirty?




HYGIENE -




THE COLLECTION - They were your first "girl". You kept them safe for years...then one day your wife sold them at a yard sale. BITCH!


TAGS: dirty mags
Rating: 4.23/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - April 29, 2010, 4:39 pm, #173978
This is the saddest motifake I have ever seen. 5 weeping, flaccid lions.
Anonymous2 - April 28, 2010, 2:13 pm, #173859
Excuse me, I need to stop by my ATM...


CLASSY AS ALWAYS -




DEFINITELY A GOOD GRIP -




MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -




DIRTY JOBS - WHO WOULD LIKE TO FILL HIS PARTNERS WITH CREME ALL DAY -




MILK -


TAGS: sour dirty mother bad cubby
Rating: 3.88/5

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agdaniele - January 23, 2011, 7:57 pm, #210645
Chipped my tooth twice already.
Cubbybear - January 23, 2011, 7:55 pm, #210644
I want this fountain. It beats the little peeing boy any day.
agdaniele - January 23, 2011, 4:28 pm, #210630
LOL! Good try! But, as much as cement tits and chlorine IS attractive, this is a platinum motifake.
Cubbybear - January 23, 2011, 3:50 pm, #210626
I knew you'd like the pic
agdaniele - January 23, 2011, 2:45 pm, #210613
This is gold. 5 leche


OH MY GOD! - Ice Cream! Ice Cream!


TAGS: delicious porn star chanel st james dirty ice cream
Rating: 3.64/5

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rerun - July 18, 2010, 9:01 am, #185251
nutbutter cream
forseti - July 18, 2010, 4:56 am, #185241
I scream - she'll get cream


COME ON LADIES! -


TAGS: movie lines dirty dancing kellermans
Rating: 3.63/5

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BoneCD - March 9, 2010, 3:43 pm, #163455
I use to buy Shake-a-Puddin' just to watch my wife make herself dessert


A LOT OF FUN - With a dirty girl. We all love that.




IS SHE MORE FAMOUS - For Being Charlie Sheen's Ex. Or the 3some in wild things? Who's Charlie Sheen again?


TAGS: dirty
Rating: 3.5/5

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MPsniper - March 17, 2011, 5:28 am, #214486
"she"
MPsniper - March 17, 2011, 5:27 am, #214485
sh has always been rockin' HAWT


NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER.... - I'm gonna hide because when she gets out... ...the shit's gonna hit the fan!




IN MEMORIAM -




LAST DANCE -




DIRTY JOHN -




FIVE OR SIX? - Sometimes it makes a big difference.




INCONTINENCE -




Dirty Deeds -




THE CORNER - Nobody puts Patrick Swayze in the corner




MAGIC 8 BALL. - Screwing up dirty talks since 1946.




THAT LOOK - Says I remember it and she does to.


TAGS: dirty old man
Rating: 2.5/5

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DIRTY - I've Heard of Dirty Ho's But This Ridiculous.




WHAT NOT TO SAY AFTER SEX - Mind if I smoke?




BUBBLE BATH -




INVISIBLE MIDGETS - bruce fights them




the laundry is no longer dirty -


TAGS: sexy dirty laundry
Rating: 4.86/5

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Bandit5906 - April 30, 2015, 9:42 pm, #219715
Yes! Yes!


bath time -




Just try to get clean -




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