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Dirty Demotivational Poster

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PUNKS - Not Feeling Lucky Since 1971

TAGS: dirty harry
Rating: 3.32/5

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TAGS: sausage calender assignment thing grow up they re made of metal dirty minds pzy
Rating: 4.9/5

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5150monkeylove - November 3, 2010, 12:03 am
I loved it!

MOVEMBER - That special time of year, when all men band together in an effort to look like their favourite 70's porn star.

DIY HOUSEHOLD REPAIRS - Some repairs leave you feeling dirtier than when you started.


TAGS: beer mustache blonde dirty sanchez
Rating: 4.3/5

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Cloudchaser - March 23, 2011, 9:28 am
Agreed. Guinness Draught tastes to me like it was literally flavored with pencil lead :-P
djinnyf - March 23, 2011, 9:22 am
Kinda gross! And out of nowhere!! Imagination...... xx
alldayfighter - March 23, 2011, 8:58 am
looks more like a filthy sanchez...
Bull - March 23, 2011, 12:55 am
What's the difference?
agdaniele - March 22, 2011, 8:24 pm
I will not vote on this one... as it's either offensive, or really offensive.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 22, 2011, 8:21 pm

she might forget how, but it's still gonna taste the same. 5L


TAGS: a dirty mind is a joy for ever
Rating: 4.24/5

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FelixA9 - February 13, 2010, 8:33 pm
mmmmm Maggots.
culos - January 5, 2010, 5:45 am
Why? Are you fruit-intolerant?
R.S.Jake - January 4, 2010, 2:36 pm
I just threw-up in my mouth a little.

GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE - Whenever someone says this I think, " You dirty bastard. "


TAGS: dirty
Rating: 4.95/5

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carebear - March 20, 2012, 5:02 pm
oh yeah
sweetness91683 - March 17, 2012, 12:38 am
well at least someone understands :P
carebear - March 16, 2012, 11:52 am
that's not trouble. that's just foreplay...


TAGS: happy dirty old man
Rating: 4.86/5

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Preacher Man - April 22, 2013, 3:59 am
God, I hope that ain't his granddaughter.
SLOHAND62 - April 21, 2013, 3:15 pm
LOL I think every cute girl needs an old guy to help her sit up straight.

SEX WITH A PUMPKIN - Officer: Sir do you know you're having sex with a PUMKIN? DRUNK: Damn...Is it MIDNITE already?

DIRTY NUN - Forgive me Father for I am about to score !

TAGS: dirty nun foregive father score
Rating: 4.39/5

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mariand - August 10, 2011, 6:31 pm
she's already taken...hahaha
Budog - August 10, 2011, 12:42 pm
Being the hedonistic, sinful heathen I am, I would be more than willing to corrupt the good sister...
mariand - August 10, 2011, 12:30 pm
5eems pretty clean to me... from knees up...lol


TAGS: dirty old man
Rating: 4.63/5

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jameswnash - November 30, 2010, 8:01 pm
I love how he has the green band on to tell the bar tenders he is old enough to drink lol

FUCKING FLIES - Talk dirty to me you maggot fucker ...

TAGS: fucking flies talk dirty me
Rating: 4.64/5

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ratfink95 - June 11, 2012, 10:26 pm
Gotta be Australia!

DR.SEUSS SAYS.. - The Things you can do with a hanful of bills..It makes me excited it gives me the chills

TAGS: dirty
Rating: 4.22/5

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sweetness91683 - March 18, 2012, 12:42 am
lol perv
mariand - March 17, 2012, 10:53 am
once again...what says doctor S?... never mind, there's plenty of time for reading...later...lol


ICECREAM - Making men think dirty thoughts since the invention of the cone.


TAGS: dirty minds think alike cubby
Rating: 4.95/5

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Bovee - March 18, 2011, 8:34 am
That same scene is in every movie I own, except little mermaid.


TAGS: its just dirty water
Rating: 4.69/5

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agdaniele - March 26, 2011, 2:39 am
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 6:56 pm

For shame that this only has 11 votes on it!
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 6:40 pm
Still LMAO!!!
agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 8:31 pm
LMFAO Cubby! This is motifake gold! No, it's motifake double-platinum!
rerun - June 19, 2010, 6:59 pm
talk about not being safe,...no life jackets, no floaties, no adult. no oars to row.....where is the coast guard when you need them?

THE NOFAP - #1 in anti-fapping chastity technology. Deep Blew model shown in stainless steel. Does Not work in airports.

TAGS: nofap you dirty boy
Rating: 3.65/5

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Zagato - February 7, 2010, 7:19 pm
not even this will stop my fapping



TAGS: april calendar 2010 easter allemande left with your left hand follow through with a right and left grand now lead your partner the dirty old thing follow through with an elbow swing
Rating: 4.26/5

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lesterinside - April 4, 2010, 2:20 pm
One time only, GS. Bwahahahaha
GreyScorpion - April 4, 2010, 2:10 pm
wow Sean, your sister sure has grown up...5l



TAGS: a dirty mind is a joy for ever
Rating: 4.92/5

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CaptCourageous - November 1, 2011, 6:08 pm
guess my minds not as dirty as i thought it was. or i spend too much time watching survival shows on tv...
Neener - October 18, 2010, 7:22 pm
Female reproductive system was the first thing to come to mind. Happy?
pzykosiz - October 18, 2010, 7:00 pm
i didn't think that until you mentioned it, as now i can't unsee it
culos - October 18, 2010, 6:22 pm
C'mon guys, own up!!!


TAGS: technology pollution morlocks you damn dirty ape
Rating: 4.5/5

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TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 1:46 am
Give'er. There are probably more anyway.
ICEMAN - April 19, 2010, 1:41 am
Hey, can I do one next? ;)
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 1:26 am
TheTrashHeap - March 29, 2010, 12:11 pm
Thanks Matt. Fuck do I love your Avatar!!!!
Fatt Matt - March 29, 2010, 11:52 am
great pic, great quote, great tags... this deserves 10L, alas all I can give is 5.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 10:06 am

Or Rerun praising your sexual prowess.
lesterinside - March 29, 2010, 10:06 am
I really find him amusing.
TheTrashHeap - March 29, 2010, 9:59 am
It's like Jeffrey Dahmer complimenting your cooking skills!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 9:56 am

I know,Props from Derek.........you should just end it all.
TheTrashHeap - March 29, 2010, 9:52 am
I may want this removed now.....
Derek - March 29, 2010, 5:21 am
Your best - IMHO


TAGS: chess cheat dirty
Rating: 4.41/5

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agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 1:22 am
If there's a goal, the goal is the goal. The more rules applied, the harder it will be to achieve that goal.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 17, 2010, 1:11 am
You know what they say in the military...if you ain't cheating...you ain't trying!
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 12:16 am
Playing dirty has merit. Life ain't fair.
rerun - March 6, 2010, 10:58 am
GS - just don't shower, cannot believe I have to explain this to you.
GreyScorpion - March 6, 2010, 10:56 am
how do you play dirty in chess? rook his king in the nads? you been pwn'd ?

DIRTY MIND - Your busted.



TAGS: dirty uncles we all have them cubby
Rating: 4.57/5

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CANADA - November 3, 2010, 11:13 pm


TAGS: dirty pillows burn hell cubby
Rating: 4.4/5

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madmd - March 14, 2011, 10:35 am
I think they're really balloons, I see complete blue through the shirt.
guyfox - March 13, 2011, 4:15 pm
they're so huge they can't be natural
Cubbybear - March 12, 2011, 10:28 pm
Why not?
guyfox - March 12, 2011, 7:21 pm
they can't be real can they?


D I R T Y - Some things never get clean...no matter how much soap you use.

DO YOU FEEL LUCKY...WELL DO YA PUNK? - I ain't that lucky...I will catch something

EXORCISM - It May Be Your Only Hope


TAGS: dirty mind imagination
Rating: 2.54/5

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jameswnash - December 13, 2010, 8:54 pm
This WAY old, This has been to the end of the internet and back

EVERY - Dirty thought I have ever had, I just had again


TAGS: dvda brian boitano love dirty
Rating: 4.79/5

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GreyScorpion - November 24, 2010, 9:28 am
I thought the same thing!! no, really, maybe those season tickets to the Ice Follies mooo gave you for Christmas last year probally had something to do with that thought process. Dick Buttons, what a show stopper. that triple sowcow..spectacular
agdaniele - November 24, 2010, 8:54 am
It's the first thing that popped into my head when I saw this pic... that's probably not good.
GreyScorpion - November 24, 2010, 8:48 am

GREYBEARDS - they get right to the point quickly

TAGS: dirty old man
Rating: 4.57/5

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Anonymous2 - July 10, 2010, 12:37 am
What we have here is a basic deal, he gives them ice cream, they rub those nice boobs on his bald head.

BANANA SPLIT - Like a beautiful WOMAN...you feel guilty,but satisfied after eating it. I know...I'm a BAD boy!

TAGS: dirty minds think a like
Rating: 4.33/5

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agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 11:20 pm
I don't often associate eating a banana with a woman... but in this case, yum! 5L
rerun - March 13, 2010, 5:24 pm
I would have more guilt eating the banana split, but both are excellent dining experiences.


TAGS: dirty
Rating: 4.09/5

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rerun - February 1, 2010, 6:39 am
I laughed so hard when I saw this my whole house woke up.

MOBILE PHONES - dont talk dirty,your calls are filtered

TAGS: phone sex dirty calls
Rating: 3.65/5

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krazzeeman - August 20, 2010, 7:42 pm
Reality Lord - August 19, 2010, 2:30 pm
nice play



DIRTY SANTA - Naughty or nice? Well,to tell you the truth,in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. You've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?


TAGS: or is it dirty ol harry crankyhead
Rating: 4.95/5

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CANADA - November 1, 2010, 11:42 am
HA! wish i seen this earlier
Reality Lord - October 31, 2010, 9:25 pm
oh yeah....this is clint. are you feeling lucky X 5
crankyhead - October 31, 2010, 7:10 pm
thanks =) Teenager + cell phone + bag open - costume = empty smarties box + meow mix
tellitlikeitis - October 31, 2010, 7:00 pm
agdaniele - October 31, 2010, 6:25 pm


TAGS: sexy women virgins inspiration dirty
Rating: 4.74/5

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Feasibly - January 13, 2012, 10:23 pm
N1 dj...5/5


TAGS: dirty sanchez
Rating: 4.71/5

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champ99 - April 7, 2011, 4:49 pm
Ewwww! lmao
Hawamleh - April 6, 2011, 8:54 am
Reality Lord - April 5, 2011, 11:57 pm
sick bastard you....lol
Feasibly - April 5, 2011, 11:42 pm


TAGS: dirty girl
Rating: 4.46/5

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rerun - August 28, 2010, 8:44 pm
@5but - I respect your opinion and have zero issue with it. Since this was for the guess who game it is a lot different than one I would have normally made.....and @almarpa - I about had a heart attack when I saw yours in the queue, twisted minds....
GreyScorpion - August 28, 2010, 7:25 pm
yes it is, one small difference from "been done before". this poster came out of the "Guess Who" game in the forums, and was submitted to the game before you made yours. It came up, was guessed as to it's creator, then submitted over here.
almarpa - August 28, 2010, 6:39 pm
This picture remembers me the one I posted at #113449
5butjam - August 28, 2010, 4:57 pm
In all honesty, not that funny, sorry, just my opinion.
Iconoclast - August 28, 2010, 1:35 pm
Beneath that mud lies a classic beauty. All that is needed is for her to share a shower with me.
agdaniele - August 28, 2010, 12:46 pm
Sigh... a little bit of both, I guess. Damn you.
GreyScorpion - August 28, 2010, 12:44 pm
are you asking or telling?
agdaniele - August 28, 2010, 12:38 pm
Wasn't Liberace classy AND fabulous?
GreyScorpion - August 28, 2010, 12:33 pm
hmmm, a single poster...approved all by it's lonesome.....hmmm, no use wasting a good 5L, there might be a better one later on....Naaaa. 5L


TAGS: this is not a dirty poster so get your minds out of the gutter because anal is not dirty
Rating: 4.13/5

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Sean - May 19, 2012, 6:35 pm
... or try out for the varsity male sports team of your choice!!!
Lavinator - March 24, 2012, 11:01 am
Amen to that brother! If that is your God-given talent, then God wants you to sing or spin or fart or . . .

DEAR PENTHOUSE FORUM... - ...you're never gonna believe this....

AIRBORNE SCHOOL - Week 1: Separates the men from the boys Week 2: Separates the men from the fools Week 3: The fools jump!


LAUNDRY DAY - For the love of God Dad, Please don't make me wash your underwear anymore


TAGS: food dirty eat kid
Rating: 4.97/5

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showmeone - March 10, 2011, 5:11 am
"Wer zuerst kommt, mahlt zuerst"
Faceplant31 - November 18, 2010, 10:39 am

Aggy you never cease to amaze me, this is f ucking brilliant! 5L, favd and emailing this one out!
Reality Lord - November 17, 2010, 11:16 am
Ed-Hyde - November 17, 2010, 10:28 am
and now you know why Cubby is our hero.
Cubbybear - November 17, 2010, 9:36 am
She could lay in poop and i'll still eat it.

GREYBEARDS - After a lifetime of living, we know what we want. The only hard thing is getting it.

TAGS: dirty old men cubby
Rating: 4.91/5

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Airman - September 23, 2010, 6:39 pm
never hurts to try

DIRTY GIRL - Wanna Watch Her Get Clean?



TAGS: movie lines dirty dancing cubby
Rating: 4.71/5

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Cubbybear - March 16, 2011, 2:56 pm
Keeps the boobs up.
agdaniele - March 16, 2011, 9:05 am
Wearing her belt a bit high.


TAGS: clean help dirty girls cubby
Rating: 4.7/5

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Cubbybear - January 28, 2011, 9:00 pm
Aggy...you can have the short one...she's lazy. Skips foreplay ...LOL!
agdaniele - January 28, 2011, 1:40 pm
Love the caption, Cubby.... top notch! Ok, now that I've been nice, c'mon... you know there's only one that I want!

Dirty girls -

TAGS: muddy dirty tongue hose innuendo
Rating: 4.65/5

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Bolverk3778 - April 27, 2014, 10:30 am
I'll Be standing by with the shower gel, sponge, shampoo/conditioner and big fluffy warm towels.


TAGS: you dirty dancing stallion you
Rating: 4.65/5

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John R - September 5, 2010, 7:10 am
And the moral of the story is: Don't Be A Jackass.
spacedog - September 5, 2010, 12:50 am
Nice one GS. You need to submit more often dude. 5L
Feasibly - September 4, 2010, 11:21 pm
LOL! 5 donkey brays


TAGS: playing dirty you always get surprised from those whom claim to love you
Rating: 4.64/5

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Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 5:58 pm

Very nice Rerun! 5dirty birds for you!


TAGS: dirty cubby eat me
Rating: 4.64/5

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culos - December 2, 2010, 2:52 pm
That sounds like the voice of experience.....
Jackl - December 2, 2010, 2:34 pm
hehehe. 100% agree on Aggy's comment. It does not work.
agdaniele - November 16, 2010, 12:03 am
A lube, maple syrup does not make. 5L


GOT WOOD? - Why So Dirty?


THE COLLECTION - They were your first "girl". You kept them safe for years...then one day your wife sold them at a yard sale. BITCH!

TAGS: dirty mags
Rating: 4.23/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - April 29, 2010, 4:39 pm
This is the saddest motifake I have ever seen. 5 weeping, flaccid lions.
Anonymous2 - April 28, 2010, 2:13 pm
Excuse me, I need to stop by my ATM...






TAGS: sour dirty mother bad cubby
Rating: 3.88/5

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agdaniele - January 23, 2011, 7:57 pm
Chipped my tooth twice already.
Cubbybear - January 23, 2011, 7:55 pm
I want this fountain. It beats the little peeing boy any day.
agdaniele - January 23, 2011, 4:28 pm
LOL! Good try! But, as much as cement tits and chlorine IS attractive, this is a platinum motifake.
Cubbybear - January 23, 2011, 3:50 pm
I knew you'd like the pic
agdaniele - January 23, 2011, 2:45 pm
This is gold. 5 leche

OH MY GOD! - Ice Cream! Ice Cream!

TAGS: delicious porn star chanel st james dirty ice cream
Rating: 3.64/5

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rerun - July 18, 2010, 9:01 am
nutbutter cream
forseti - July 18, 2010, 4:56 am
I scream - she'll get cream


TAGS: movie lines dirty dancing kellermans
Rating: 3.63/5

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BoneCD - March 9, 2010, 3:43 pm
I use to buy Shake-a-Puddin' just to watch my wife make herself dessert

A LOT OF FUN - With a dirty girl. We all love that.

IS SHE MORE FAMOUS - For Being Charlie Sheen's Ex. Or the 3some in wild things? Who's Charlie Sheen again?

TAGS: dirty
Rating: 3.5/5

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MPsniper - March 17, 2011, 5:28 am
MPsniper - March 17, 2011, 5:27 am
sh has always been rockin' HAWT

NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER.... - I'm gonna hide because when she gets out... ...the shit's gonna hit the fan!




FIVE OR SIX? - Sometimes it makes a big difference.


Dirty Deeds -

THE CORNER - Nobody puts Patrick Swayze in the corner

MAGIC 8 BALL. - Screwing up dirty talks since 1946.

THAT LOOK - Says I remember it and she does to.

TAGS: dirty old man
Rating: 2.5/5

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DIRTY - I've Heard of Dirty Ho's But This Ridiculous.

WHAT NOT TO SAY AFTER SEX - Mind if I smoke?


INVISIBLE MIDGETS - bruce fights them

the laundry is no longer dirty -

TAGS: sexy dirty laundry
Rating: 4.9/5

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Bandit5906 - April 30, 2015, 9:42 pm
Yes! Yes!

Perfection -

bath time -

Just try to get clean -

TAGS: dirty mind
Rating: 4.25/5

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